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If I was a stripper, I would strip to this song. ...

Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

This song is unbelievable. I need to touch up on...

Jan 30th

Thank you

for all the love. He thought so too. I don’t know if I will be seeing him again, but it was fun to play Worms Armageddon for the first time in about seven years. Yes, I play video games on the first date.

Jan 30th

Jan 29th

Oh dear

Dear tumblr, I could use some love. A hug, perhaps?

Jan 28th

Yo

fuck people fuck anyone who is afraid of getting close to another human fuck anyone who doesn’t realize how amazing other people are remember when we were young and it was as simple as liking the same kind of dinosaur

Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

My mom used to call me Shaniqua because of my...

Jan 25th

I can't sleep

Last night threw me into a terrible sleep pattern. Here is to another night of wishing I was dreaming.

Jan 25th

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Jan 24th

“A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After...”

Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

reminder

Note to self, if you drink rum all night don’t mix it with coke because you’ll be awake until five thirty talking to an ex. Oh sailor, the sun is too bright.

Jan 24th

Insomniac

I am listening to Sky Eats Airplane and doodling because I can’t sleep. Funny how your mind is running in a million different directions at once and just refuses to quit when you want to sleep. WAKE UP TUMBLR

Jan 24th

Warm and fuzzy

After a few rounds with the Sailor, I am feeling in love with the world. My bed is feeling very lonely. We played so many rounds of Apples to Apples, I won with 16 cards! Yeah bitches! Nerdy girls unite. I almost typed untie. That would be hot, nerdy girls untie… I put on my party beads. I tried to take a pic like jacqui’s lips and failed. The laughter of the night was...

Jan 24th

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So very true...

CAPRICORN - THE SEXY ONE (12/22-1/19) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Sweet.Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please.Loves to smile.Beautiful laugh.Patient.Cautious.Bit of naughty.

Jan 24th

psychedelictits asked: it's like we've been drinking together in spirit. i started my day with bud light. i'm finishing it off with wine. i went for the pussy drinks today.

wish i could go sailing with you and jerry, RIGHT NAH.

Jan 24th

Back in action

I am back from the gym, showered and ready to get my drink on! Aint no body dope as me, Im just so fresh and … so fresh and so clean clean! I have a date with the Sailor tonight. Perhaps I will drunk tumbl?

Jan 24th

To the gym

I need to work off some of this sexual frustration. Hi Ho Hi Ho to the gym I go…

Jan 24th